Top ten reasons why God never received tenure:
- He never got a Ph.D.
- He had only one major publication.
- It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
- Some doubt that he wrote it Himself.
- Sure, he created the world, but what has he done since?
- The scientific community can't replicate his results.
- He rarely came to class and just tells students, "Read the book."
- His office hours are irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
- He doesn't present at conferences.
- He spent too much time teaching and not enough time doing research
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