got all the freakin weird piano chords!

so after months of procrastinating, i finally decided to study music theory in detail and try to make sense of all the jibberish classical pianist write and all the 7ths, 9ths, 7(9ths), 7(#9th), 7(flat9), m7(9), m(7#9).....expert musicians keep talkin bout(which i think is a bunch of bull coz its just a matter of shifting a finger here or there!LOL!) If I could just find a music resource that could tell me that it would;'ve saved weeks of pain...but anyways I'mm feelin quite upbeat today coz I made 'my sense' outta all this non-sense and realized that someone can take the pain of writing 100 words to explain a key movement when there's a much easy way to do it all!LOL!

Thuis sure gonna help me hwn i start learnin jazz/blues..god knows when that will happen but surely before i turn 99!LOL! So now I can go ahead and create all the BS chords..without too much difficulty coz i know the concept now..yay!!..allright enuff of braggin..time to handle the sustains and the 13ths!LOL!..tahtah!